Warning: Table './wcdrupal/cache_page' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache_page WHERE cid = 'http://wiredcola.com/node?page=78' in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 531

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 532

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 533

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 534

Warning: Table './wcdrupal/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc:172)</em> in <em>/home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/common.inc</em> on line <em>141</em>.', 2, '', 'http://wiredcola.com/node?page=78', '', '54.166.123.247', 1490696320) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './wcdrupal/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead</em> in <em>/home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/unicode.inc</em> on line <em>311</em>.', 2, '', 'http://wiredcola.com/node?page=78', '', '54.166.123.247', 1490696320) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172
Wired Cola | It's Cybermorphic!
The World's Only Cybermorphic™ Weblog
  • warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/common.inc on line 141.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.

Warning, Boring Ride Report Ahead

Warning, Boring Ride Report Ahead

No, not really. In fact, this is a fascinating, EPIC ride report!

Monday night, after amusingly destroying Proximate Drea's tire while demonstrating the operation of a Presta valve, I made the plans for the perfect ride.

The problem: doing some work at the Coquitlam campus in the morning, then going to New Westminster, then I want to race at UBC that night.

Too much lamb.

Too much lamb.

Some fun pictures of the weekend's bacchanal at the in-laws.

A quick captioning of the photos in the link:

lamb, kokouretsi and Tony, lamb;

lamb, The Lovely One, Teo's daughter and Mike.

I feel pretty good considering how much food I ate. One highlight of the party was watching a cook take the lamb down into bite-sized pieces with a meat cleaver.

CyberMorphic Clothing

CyberMorphic® Clothing

No, seriously. We've got the CyberMorphic® mugs and everything, but we are going to have to step up the R&D to compete with this (via Gizmodo).

Wired Cola Reports Second Quarter Results

Wired Cola Reports Second Quarter Results

Earnings per Share Infinituples

BURNABY, B.C. — May 13, 2004 — Wired Cola®, Inc. (VSE: WIRED) today announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 second quarter ended March 15, 2004. For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $1.00. These results compare to a net profit of $0.00 in the year-ago quarter. Revenue for the quarter was $12.99, up ∞ percent from the year-ago quarter, and up ∞ percent sequentially.

Day of the Zinger

Day of the Zinger

I made my co-workers laugh, full-on and uncontrollably, for about 5 minutes today after pulling an unintentional pratfall as I tried to sit down.

But The Lovely One got the best lines of today:

"Good movies don't need to be re-made, because they were already made!"

"The British have Shakespeare, the Americans have Roddenberry."

That latter one in the context of Patrick Stewart's career, of course. (And Canadians have Shatner....)

Volunteerism

Volunteerism

This is the corner where I work

So I went and did my first stint of corner-work for the Tuesday Nighters. I wasn't bitter (well maybe a little), but I haven't ridden in the first two WTNC races now, and I haven't ridden a race since the minor fiasco that was my Harris-Roubaix experience about a month ago.

I want to get back in a race, now!!!

Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Did anything happen on Saturday? I can't remember. Must have been a quiet day. No, wait, it was quite the opposite. First, I sold the motorcycle. I nearly got my asking price, which qualifies as both a minor miracle and a good deal for the buyer. The classic transaction where everyone was happy: I got rid of a valuable asset I wasn't using at all, he got a good deal on a good project.

There's a crack in my tooth

There's a crack in my tooth

Yep. That's what the dentist told me. This was amusingly demonstrated by using the air-puffer tool and gingerly directing a shot of air at the afflicted tooth, leading to this hilarious sound effect sequence:

[puff!] "Uaah!"

Um

You see, this is what happens when . . . well, I don't know what caused that thread to happen.

Mike and Marjie

Atnarjunut, the fast squirrel. Sighted on the wedding day cavorting like a rodent supermodel while we did pictures in Queen's Park

Mike was successfully married. My motorcycle was not successfully sold. The Dodge Viper is a powerfully fast vehicle.

Syndicate content

Warning: Table './wcdrupal/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./wcdrupal/cache_page&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: LOCK TABLES cache_page WRITE</em> in <em>/home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://wiredcola.com/node?page=78', '', '54.166.123.247', 1490696320) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './wcdrupal/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em></em> in <em>/home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://wiredcola.com/node?page=78', '', '54.166.123.247', 1490696320) in /home/rcousine/wiredcola.com/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172