Wired Cola

The first rule of posting stuff to the web: don't talk about your work. One thing will lead to another, your co-workers and bosses will read your blog, you will say something stupid, and then you'll get fired.

I really, really don't want to get fired.

That said, and putting this as cryptically as possible so nobody gets offended, I have learned that "D'oh" is not acceptable in office correspondence.

Very well then.